As we look towards a brand new year, one of the most age-old things to do takes center stage once more – setting resolutions.
Resolutions are a tradition where people set goals or intentions, aiming to bring positive changes in various areas such as health, relationships, habits, personal development or choices.
I usually try for a funny touch when crafting resolutions. Injecting humor into them infuses an element of fun and light-heartedness, making the journey towards achieving them more enjoyable and sustainable. Moreover, resolutions which are funny nurture a resilient approach, empowering individuals to navigate challenges with a smile and a determined spirit.
Since my humor never graduated junior high, let’s explore child-like resolutions that instill positive habits and spark joy.
- I will become a certified superhero by finishing my ice cream first yet not getting a brain freeze.
- I will master the art of making silly faces in the mirror every morning.
- I will try to spell my name correctly… all year.
- I will commit to making people laugh at least once a day with a joke or funny dance or getting them to look in the mirror.
- I will try to keep my artificial plants alive all year long.
- I will try and tie my shoes correctly with the right shoe on the right foot.
- I will master sleeping with my eyes open in church worship services.
- I will not say, “Good morning!” at church during an evening service.
- I will try the “no vegetables left behind” policy at meals; sneakily feed them to the dog instead.
- I will develop the ability to identify five different bird species in the backyard and give them secret agent names.
May your New Year be filled with joy!
Shalom, Paul