New Year’s resolutions are common this time of the year. Overheard at dinner, here are some of the (tongue in cheek) resolutions the fabulous Whitlocks shall attempt:
- I resolve to keep my fake houseplants alive this year.
- I resolve to stay within the earth’s atmosphere all year.
- I resolve to not move this year.
- I resolve to be open to what others consider a pizza topping.
- I resolve to place “i” before “e” except when I weirdly don’t.
- I resolve to travel wherever I go.
- I resolve to tell the truth on all eye exams (and to practice for them: 1,2; 1,2; 1,2).
- I resolve to place my shoe on the right foot (correctly).
- I resolve to deposit all direct deposit checks in a timely manner.
- I resolve to be silly only on days ending in “y”.
As we journey in 2022, what are some of your (not so) serious resolutions?
Shalom, Paul
P.S. One more bonus resolution: Stop lying to myself about following my New Year’s Resolutions!